As you wish.

"WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg"

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)


In which Alice and Jefferson actually had an on screen encounter.

Ive been on stage since I was about five and I just couldn’t be happier than when I’m in the theatre. I love the live audience. I love how every performance is different based on how people are reacting, the energy of the audience. The thrill of having the presence of the audience just heightens the stakes. You don’t get another take, you don’t get a re-do. You’re so present and in the moment, having a true experience every time through. I was trying to figure out how to get on stage this hiatus, but it’s just such a short period of time that it’s hard to fit something into that exact window. So I’ll probably have to wait until I’m done with Once Upon a Time.”

Sam Claflin as Alex Stewart in Love, Rosie (2014)


SwanMeme: [6/8] Quotes

1x03 - Snow Falls

My school was doing an audition for the children version of The Hobbit, but for the 2nd and 3rd graders and I was at kindergarten. They said I was too young and I couldn’t just crash the auditions, but I was like “Hey, I wanna audition.” (x)

captainswanouat replied to your post: “wow going into the colifer tag is depressing by the hour holy shit…”:
What’s really been bugging me lately is that if you call them “colifer” you AUTOMATICALLY SHIP THEM ROMANTICALLY AND NEED TO STOP AND YOU’RE AWFUL. Except I’ve been using it as a brotp tag for them for like a year and I’m just like… what the fuck.

that’s the stupidest crap i’ve ever heard in my entire life? like idk if i see a gifset of emma and regina i tag it as swan queen even if i hate the ship? it’s just… a name…?

A message from stilesism
i just think that shipping shame is the worst like shut the hell up *insert whatever whatever i ship what i want gif* people who tries to dictate how or what you should ship is so ridiculous and sadly this fandom is full of these people

saaaaaaaame. i may hate some ships and have my notps but i do have friends who do ship some of these and i try to have, you know, rational convos about it with them and not try to make them feel bad for shipping it? because, you know, i know they have feelings and i don’t wanna hurt them?

idk i just pretty much keep to my own headcanons and share them with pals who i know won’t call me a bad shipper for not agreeing with the status quo that is sometimes kinda… imposed, i guess. or at least that’s the vibe that it gives at times (aka you can’t be upset or mad after an episode airs, comes to mind)

A message from Anonymous
Preach about your Colifer post. Most ship them is a friendly sense, but the fandom goes so hard at people for even just saying they'd look good together. Which sometimes make me laugh because the same people who police these type of things think Gosh is the cutest couple in the world, but fact of the matter is that they started developing when Josh was heavily involved with someone.

oh i remember about gosh but i guess i wasn’t that invested in the fandom or at least in them as a couple so, you know, i didn’t see how that went. but the colifer thing is becoming a tragedy at this point, and man, it makes me both sad and mad. like seriously, i know everybody loves their friendship, for real, who doesn’t, but seriously? you have never considered them together after seeing a pic of them smiling at each other? in a completely platonic au-ish way? idk man kudos to you but i find it hard to believe. 

as long as you’re not a douche and go around campaigning ‘he should leave his wife!!! true love!!!!!’ and crap, then go ahead. it’s exactly like crackshipping in a fandom, jfc. if you see something you like, go ahead, like it, make up headcanons, and whatever; but don’t go to the writers and cast claiming that your crackship is endgame and threaten them to make it canon. *shrugs* easy as pie, folks. 

i just hate seeing everybody policing everything jfc. and calling people sick and wrong for it? not cool man. you don’t even know what they feel about it or how harmlessly they might ship it. 

wow going into the colifer tag is depressing by the hour holy shit there has been no activity in months and suddenly it’s all ‘you can’t ship it’ ‘nobody ships it’ and a rule shit fest 

guess what i’m here to see beautiful art and videos and nice posts and stuff about my favorite people so kindly stop telling people what to do or think? maybe? 

Captain Swan Rainbow  (ノಥ⌣ಥ)ノ*:・゚✧