"WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg"
me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via jtoday)
WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL
and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital
That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it
There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.
yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.
Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.
If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE
i just think that shipping shame is the worst like shut the hell up *insert whatever whatever i ship what i want gif* people who tries to dictate how or what you should ship is so ridiculous and sadly this fandom is full of these people
saaaaaaaame. i may hate some ships and have my notps but i do have friends who do ship some of these and i try to have, you know, rational convos about it with them and not try to make them feel bad for shipping it? because, you know, i know they have feelings and i don’t wanna hurt them?
idk i just pretty much keep to my own headcanons and share them with pals who i know won’t call me a bad shipper for not agreeing with the status quo that is sometimes kinda… imposed, i guess. or at least that’s the vibe that it gives at times (aka you can’t be upset or mad after an episode airs, comes to mind)
Preach about your Colifer post. Most ship them is a friendly sense, but the fandom goes so hard at people for even just saying they'd look good together. Which sometimes make me laugh because the same people who police these type of things think Gosh is the cutest couple in the world, but fact of the matter is that they started developing when Josh was heavily involved with someone.
oh i remember about gosh but i guess i wasn’t that invested in the fandom or at least in them as a couple so, you know, i didn’t see how that went. but the colifer thing is becoming a tragedy at this point, and man, it makes me both sad and mad. like seriously, i know everybody loves their friendship, for real, who doesn’t, but seriously? you have never considered them together after seeing a pic of them smiling at each other? in a completely platonic au-ish way? idk man kudos to you but i find it hard to believe.
as long as you’re not a douche and go around campaigning ‘he should leave his wife!!! true love!!!!!’ and crap, then go ahead. it’s exactly like crackshipping in a fandom, jfc. if you see something you like, go ahead, like it, make up headcanons, and whatever; but don’t go to the writers and cast claiming that your crackship is endgame and threaten them to make it canon. *shrugs* easy as pie, folks.
i just hate seeing everybody policing everything jfc. and calling people sick and wrong for it? not cool man. you don’t even know what they feel about it or how harmlessly they might ship it.